How, you ask, am I dealing with it? Well, don't call me anymore if you need to know what is going on in the world. I can't watch the news yet. I heard the words 'President obama' and nearly threw up. Seriously. Then I heard the words 'First lady michelle obama.' I promise you, my stomach lurched AGAIN. I may be on to a new diet. Seriously, if you need to know country musics top 20, Today's hot pick or special value on HSN or QVC. Call me. I am in the know. I can even give you the weather report for all of the U.S. of A. If I start to watch THE PRICE IS RIGHT, please come take care of me.
I was gonna rename my cat. Her name is LS which stands for 'Little Shit' because that is what she is. She is black. Very black. Not a white hair on her. She is psycho. Never know if she is gonna love you or bite you or both. She's not paricularly pretty. Really wacked out cat. I was gonna name her LSM, for "Little shit michelle" in honor or you know who. My friend said I should be ashamed for doing that to my cat. OK. I'll just let her be plain ole LS.
3 comments:
I actually liked the plan to name your cat after michelle obama. But, then, I would, I once had an ugly dog that I named "Farrah" after the 1970's Charlie's Angel. I really hated/was jealous of her!!I derived a great deal of perverse pleasure from that experience. . . We need to get together. We keep saying that, but we are both busy. Let's try harder! K
I am so proud of you that you are blogging!
We missed you tonight:) Next time.
ok so i totally think that renaming our cat to little shit michelle, would be way too detrimental to her health and to her psychoness.(is that how you spell detrimental?) And to answer your question, "is it over or has it just begun," it has totally just begun. There all saying black power, and we gotsta brotha in the white hizzle now. lol pathetic, and seriously disgusting and perverse. i think i'll go throw up now.
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JAMIE!!
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